KurwaOPS — We Automate Your DevOps Faster Than a Beawer Gnaws Wood!

Enterprise-grade DevOps automation, container orchestration, CI/CD pipelines, monitoring & more... with a wink and a beawer's work ethic.

Beawer mascot

Our Dam Good Services

CI/CD Pipelines

Kurwa, we'll make your deployment flow like a well-built dam! Our beawers build streamlined, secure, and fully automated pipelines.

Infrastructure as Code

Our beawers codify everything with Terraform, Ansible, and Pulumi so your stack is as solid as a beawer lodge.

Monitoring & Alerts

Beawers never sleep, and neither does our monitoring. Prometheus, Grafana, ELK — full visibility before things break.

Kubernetes Cluster Management

Kubernetes is our natural habitat. Our beawers will tame your clusters faster than you can say "Kurwa!"

DevSecOps & Compliance

Security gates baked into your pipeline. Our beawers build fortified dams that keep the predators out.

Hybrid Cloud Architecture

AWS, GCP, Azure, on-prem — our beawers build across any environment. Kurwa, we're versatile!

About KurwaOPS

At KurwaOPS, we combine Polish determination ("Kurwa, let's ship!") with the relentless work ethic of our beawer mascot. We're not your typical boring DevOps consultancy — we bring the perfect blend of technical expertise and humor to solve your most complex infrastructure challenges.

Founded by a team of DevOps engineers tired of the same old approaches, we decided to build something different: a consultancy that delivers top-tier automation solutions without taking itself too seriously.

Ready to Dam Up Your DevOps Problems?

Or skip the typing and let our quiz instantly identify your DevOps needs!

KurwaOPS DevOps Assessment

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Step 1 of 9 — No beawer-ing!

Hej, kurwa! Let's get you aboard the beawer boat. First up: what do you call your company?

Size matters… especially when you're herding servers. How big is your team?

Industry/Field

On a scale from 'fresh beawer kit' to 'battle-hardened dam master,' how's your DevOps game?

When a prod server crashes at 3am, your team's first reaction is:

Your team's relationship with Kubernetes is best described as:

Time to let out the kurwa frustration: what hurts?

If your infrastructure was an animal, it would be a:

Where's your code living? Cloud, on-prem, or in a box under your desk?

Tech stack

Last push to prod: your email? We'll kurwa ping you soon.

One last thing: what's your DevOps spirit swear word?

Based on your answers, here's what the KurwaOPS beawers suggest: